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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 440 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Potions Brewed: | 130 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!