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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4273 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!