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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6181 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!