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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2873 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!