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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8461 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 383 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1987 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!