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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7110 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 383 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 125 | Mines Excavated: | 2174 |
Potions Brewed: | 58 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!