BlockBillionaires

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have billionaires from Wall Street and the tech world flocking to our server because they know it’s the place to be.

Join us and you might just run into Elon Musk building a rocket ship out of blocks or Warren Buffet trading diamonds for emeralds. Who needs politics when you can have a virtual economy run by the richest players in the game?

So come on, join us and see why even the billionaires are choosing to spend their time on our server. Who knows, you might even strike it rich yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ores Mined:	4370
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Nations LOLz

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Boomer Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nothing Happens Here

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	269

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5181	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Life LOLz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.