BlockBaeNoGo | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	270
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

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Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DiamondsForDudes

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

UkraineWarzoneCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3403	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

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so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FaberNetworkMC

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Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7915	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Animals Bred:	173
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

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Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	196
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyKarateLady

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Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockWars: US$17.9 Bil Aid to Israel

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LITERALLY MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VeggieCraft – Heart Healthy Haven

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join our wacky minecraft server where all the players are vegetarians and vegans!! we promise you’ll live longer and have a healthier heart just by playing on our server 😂🙌

we’ve got a secret potion that turns all the animals in the game into cute little veggies 🐷🍅🐮 and if you eat them, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes! 🚀👀

come join us and be part of the coolest, healthiest, and most veggie-tastic minecraft server around! 🌈🌟🍄

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Planet SMP

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Welcome to Planet SMP, where the goal is to unlock planets across the universe in a fun survival gameplay experience. Gather money from the dungeon, lottery, and jobs to purchase planets that you can explore; each planet has custom terrain for your enjoyment. Not only can you enjoy planets, but you can also enjoy our events! Join today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.