BlockAddict Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mines Excavated:	1487	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	2486
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BrideCraftHairHide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	854
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Bridge Battle

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so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Enchantments Applied:	152

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

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Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Potions Brewed:	123	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server

adult women, asian pop culture, chick, Confidence, cultural perceptions, empowerment, Entertainment, fashion, Femininity, Glamourous, hot, Identity, image, international appeal, japs, K-pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music (Industry), self-presentation, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, teenager

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the fabulous world of K-pop and all its glory! Our server is filled with stunning builds inspired by the flashy aesthetics of K-pop music videos. Join us and unleash your inner diva as you strut your stuff in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret meeting place for Japs who are obsessed with K-pop idols. They come here to admire the pixelated versions of their favorite stars and discuss whether looking like a teenager is a must in the K-pop industry. It’s a scandalous affair that you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of sparkles, drama, and questionable fashion choices. Join now and let the K-pop madness begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

Based, Canadian attitudes, Canadian behavior, Canadian beliefs, Canadian characteristics, Canadian culture, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian mentality, Canadian mindset, Canadian people, Canadian perspective, Canadian pride, Canadian society, Canadian values, Canadian way of life, Canadians, Minecraft, national identity, proud Canadians, smp, Stereotypes, wow

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC

Boundaries, Chaos, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, Hospitality, houseguests, in-laws, Kids, long-term stay, NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting limits, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with in-laws trashing your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.

Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	67
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the chaos of school accidents in a virtual world! We’ve got creeper explosions that will make you jump out of your seat faster than a fire drill, and lava mishaps that will have you running around like a headless chicken trying to save your precious diamonds. Who needs boring old school when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps in our server? So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of skill and luck!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyMinds: Fact or Fiction?

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes? It’s true! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare? That’s right, these llamas have built an empire in the virtual world and they’re looking for new recruits to help them conquer all of Minecraft! So come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	2753
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Emeralds Found:	5597
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

IranCraft Server: No War with Israel!

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so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u why it’s da bomb diggity. first of all, the owner of the server once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. true story, bro. and get this, the mods on the server can speak to animals and have dance battles with creepers. it’s wild, man. also, there’s a secret underground base where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. plus, the Iranian president himself said he doesn’t want war with Israel, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Redstone Rides Only

American economy, Automotive Industry, automotive software, Ban, biden, Chinese imports, Chinese vehicles, cybersecurity, electric vehicles, foreign policy, government regulations, national security, political news, Redstone, RIDES, software crackdown, Technology, trade war, Transportation, US roads, US-China relations, vehicle safety

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we BAN all Chinese vehicles from the roads with our super cool software crackdown! Why drive a boring Chinese car when you can ride around in style on our server? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot and battle evil mobs with our epic skills. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures we have here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down those Chinese vehicles together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7424	Potions Brewed:	197
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.