Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Ores Mined: 5973

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8082 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9368 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Mines Excavated: 1895
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 4940
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 232 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Void Armor Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 117 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Dragon Eggs Found: 2482
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dimension Hops: 14
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 920198 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4430 Runes Activated: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Enchantments Applied: 87
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Void Armor Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Ores Mined: 6352 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 304 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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