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CropTopCraft Minecraft Server

body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, Conflict, crop top, CropTopCraft, eating disorder, friendship, graphic tee, Insecurity, Minecraft, party planning, personal choice, Recovery, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, Server, skinny, weight

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is what pixelated crop top to wear! Join us for a party like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion.

Our server is the perfect place for those recovering from eating disorders, where you can express yourself through your character’s outfit choices. But beware, one wrong move and you might upset your pixelated pals!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can wear whatever you want, whether it’s a crop top or a full tee. Just be prepared for some virtual drama along the way. So come on, join us and let your pixelated fashion sense shine!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WeddingDramaCraft

Bachelorette, Bridesmaid, Budget, Costs, dresses, dropping out, expensive, flying in, friend group, groomsmen, hair, last minute, long distance, makeup, out of state, rehearsal dinner, rental car, significant others, Venue, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the drama is more intense than a PvP battle!

Join us and experience the thrill of last-minute wedding planning gone wrong! Imagine flying in for a wedding that’s been thrown together like a dirt house in survival mode. Forget about shelling out diamonds, because on this server, you’ll be shelling out over $2000 just to attend!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a bachelorette party that costs more than a full set of enchanted diamond armor. And don’t forget about the groomsmen suits – because on our server, the groom gets his suit for free… as long as you pay for yours!

So, if you’re looking for a server where the bride and groom are more clueless than a villager, join us now! Who needs a thank you when you can have the ultimate Minecraft wedding disaster experience?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UnforgivableBros Minecraft SMP

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, broken trust, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, Empathy, forgiveness, grudge, healing, hurt, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, reconciliation, Resentment, second chances, smp, Trust, Understanding, UnforgivableBros

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where forgiveness is a thing of the past! We once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the supreme ruler of the server. Needless to say, they were promptly banished to the Nether realm. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and forgiveness is just a myth, come join us for some chaotic fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crops Grown:	7254	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GhostlyBanquet

10. Fantasy dinner guests, 11. Notable figures from history, 12. Longing for dinner with the past, 13. Dinner with famous ancestors, 14. Remembering the departed, 15. Dinner with legendary figures, 16. Historical dinner companions, 17. Longing for dinner with the past, 18. Dinner with famous ancestors, 19. Remembering the departed, 2. Famous deceased individuals, 20. Dinner with legendary figures., 3. Dream dinner guests, 4. Historical dinner companions, 5. Celebrities from the past, 6. Ideal dinner party guests, 7. Deceased icons, 8. Historical dinner conversation, 9. Dinner with the deceased, Dinner with historical figures, GhostlyBanquet

If you could have dinner with any three people who are no longer alive, who would it be? How about joining our wacky Minecraft server where you can dine with historical figures like Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Albert Einstein? Watch as Cleopatra tries to build a pyramid out of blocks, Julius Caesar challenges everyone to a game of PvP, and Einstein invents a redstone contraption that defies all logic. Don’t miss out on the chance to have the most epic dinner party in Minecraft history! Join now for a wild ride through time and space!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ran’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anime, brave, childhood friend, Compassionate, Conan, crime solving, detective, determined, endearing character, Epic, inseparable duo, Intelligent, Japanese culture, kind-hearted, loyal friend, Manga, Minecraft, popular character, Ran, RANS, relatable, Server, shinichi, strong-willed

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Ran, the most lovable and quirky character in the Minecraft universe. Why is Ran so endearing, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ran once built an entire city made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And not just any cheese, but the rarest, smelliest, and most delicious cheese you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Ran is also known for riding around on a giant chicken named Cluckers, who lays golden eggs that you can use to buy the craziest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Ran’s got you covered. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Ran can make it happen.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Ran is waiting for you with open arms (and a pocket full of cheese)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1976
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7560	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Emeralds Found:	1526	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2724	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	5643	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Void Gems Collected:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	1094
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3946	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4692
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6268
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	141171

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7