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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2566 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?