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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3297 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?