BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Second Season Snubbed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
New Chunks Explored:	51986	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoChinNoWinCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VetHospitalMassacre

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	174	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ores Mined:	1886	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

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yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Build your own home
PVP other players in arena
Play chat games
Gain exclusive MC items through shop
Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build my own home on the server?	Yes, you can build your own home.
Are there any PVP options available?	Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
How can I gain exclusive MC items?	You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
Is there a way to become a staff member?	Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	139	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SongAddict Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Emeralds Found:	8875	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.