Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you’ll find a wild mix of characters including Team Rocket, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, and Peanut the squirrel.

Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

    Crafty Clash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, rare mobs that drop insane loot, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves.

    So why did League grow to be a cultural phenomenon while DOTA 2 went on to die? Because our server is where all the cool kids hang out, duh! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see why we’re the best Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans #3069

    Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans #3069
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for outrageous events like Full Burst Day, where the world literally explodes every weekend!

    Our current special recruit, Cinderella, is on a mission to find her glass slipper while fighting off evil step-sisters. And don’t miss out on Rapunzel’s Pure Grace, a free SSR with luscious locks that can defeat any foe!

    But wait, there’s more! Coming up, we have Grave, a spooky recruit who will send shivers down your spine. And who can forget Scarlet’s Black Shadow costume, perfect for blending into the shadows while plotting your next move.

    Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Nick’s Minecraft Server: The True Leader

    Nick’s Minecraft Server: The True Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the leaders are just meh? Well, look no further because Nick is here to shake things up and become the true Leader of our movement! Join our server and witness Nick’s epic rise to power as he conquers the virtual world with his unmatched skills and charisma. Who needs diamonds when you have Nick leading the way? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of history in the making – join now and witness the legend of Nick unfold before your very eyes!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7910 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • > moved all windows and Linux workloads Minecraft SMP

    > moved all windows and Linux workloads Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have transformed all our Windows and Linux workloads to macOS because we believe in living that Apple life! But don’t worry, we still keep OpenBSD and Solaris around for those loonix edge cases – gotta keep things interesting, right?

    Our server is run by a group of Tim Cook fanatics, Theo de Raadt autists, and SUN chads who are dedicated to keeping UNIX alive and thriving in the Minecraft world. Join us if you want to be part of a community that values quality operating systems and isn’t afraid to get a little crazy with their server setups.

    So come on in and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with macOS and UNIX all over again!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Monster Hunter – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Monster Hunter – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Monster Hunter appears! That’s right, we’ve got Monster Hunter mobs roaming around ready to challenge you in epic battles. But don’t worry, we’ve also got new weapon trailers that will blow your mind.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got armor set searches, monster weakness databases, and even older game emulation for all you hardcore gamers out there. Plus, our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you know it’s legit.

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Monster Hunter master!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • I Want To Become An IRL Troll But I’m Too Nice (Minecraft SMP)

    I Want To Become An IRL Troll But I’m Too Nice (Minecraft SMP)
    Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in real life? Do you dream of causing chaos and mischief, but just can’t bring yourself to do it? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can unleash your inner troll without any consequences!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with pranks, shenanigans, and all-around tomfoolery. Need tips on how to be a top-tier troll? Look no further, our community of seasoned troublemakers will guide you on your path to becoming the ultimate prankster.

    From lava traps to fake treasure hunts, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on, join us and let your mischievous side run wild. Just remember, all is fair in love and trolling!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Fired Boss Minecraft Server

    Fired Boss Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our boss is on a mission to fire players with visible cuts on their arms because her son started cutting a few months ago. But don’t worry, we’ve got meds for anxiety and a strict no-cutting policy in place. Join us and see if you can survive the cutthroat world of Minecraft with us!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 274

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2258

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2258
    Welcome to the Horse Fetish Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, small assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell opening hotels.

    In this server, you can pursue your seemingly impossible goal of peacefully reducing overpopulation in Hell by rehabilitating demons. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with your weapons specialist, bruiser, and receptionist hellhound.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for outrageous stories, insane adventures, and a booru that’s a little dead but still kicking. Don’t miss out on the chance to check out into Heaven or survive each other while running a startup in Hell.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite demon to rehabilitate or small assassin business to run. See you in Hell!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ””Crafty Men Minecraft Server””

    ””Crafty Men Minecraft Server””
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee to turn you gay with our fabulous builds and stunning pixelated landscapes. Our community is filled with handsome players who will make your heart skip a beat and your pickaxe swing a little harder.

    Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning your own sexuality. Explore our rainbow-colored dungeons and slay dragons with a fierce group of drag queens. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself falling in love with a blocky avatar or two.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first Minecraft Pride Parade, where players strut their stuff in glittery armor and rainbow capes. Show off your best dance moves in our virtual disco parties and compete in drag queen crafting competitions.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that mining blocks could be so fabulous?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Cage Match Minecraft SMP: Spotfest Cucks Classic

    Cage Match Minecraft SMP: Spotfest Cucks Classic
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a cagematch between spotfest cucks? Look no further, because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got more twists and turns than a match between Cody and Gunther, with unexpected outcomes and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    Forget about boring slow matches, our server is all about fast-paced action and technical skill. You’ll be facing off against other players in intense competitions that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And with no choreographed moves in sight, every battle feels like a real physical showdown.

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents, just like Cody did to Gunther. Who needs scripted matches when you can have real competition that will leave you marking out at the end?

    So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want something truly unique and exciting, come join us for the ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4619 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Cock Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as you are? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more all day long. We’ve got players who are willing to do anything to win, even if it means sacrificing their dignity. Join us and you’ll never be bored again – there’s always something scandalous happening on our server. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Mark My Blocks Minecraft SMP

    Mark My Blocks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of disappointment like Barcelona? Join our Minecraft SMP and break free from the curse of bad luck! Our server is blessed with a magical purple patch that brings nothing but good fortune to all who play on it. Say goodbye to finishing seasons without major titles and hello to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are scared of you! Join us today and watch as your luck changes for the better, just like Barcelona’s unlucky streak coming to an end on Sunday. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly extraordinary – join now and let the magic begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Towns Built: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • What is the IP for Evbo Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Evbo Minecraft Server?

    Evbo is a skilled and innovative artist hailing from Nigeria. With a passion for creating unique and captivating artworks, Evbo combines traditional and contemporary techniques to bring his creations to life. His work often explores themes of identity, culture, and social issues, resulting in thought-provoking pieces that resonate with audiences worldwide. Evbo’s artistic talent and dedication to his craft have garnered him recognition and praise in the art community.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 634

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ChatCraft Minecraft Server

    ChatCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life disasters like floods in Spain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only flooding you’ll see is from griefers crying over their destroyed bases! We promise no natural disasters, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, our community is so lit that even the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide. So why wait? Join now and escape the clucking chaos of the real world for a virtual paradise of blocky bliss!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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