BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ores Mined:	7159
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Odyssey Online

Vanilla

dope server. might even say the best. best of the best? yes. so much very good. hosted in nyc! we have a sick mob arena, beacon way points, and other small smp tweaks. no land claiming. no world border!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Nodigit

Nodigit.com is a creative server with 100 slots (Soon 200) We have PVP/spleef/paintball/minigames with plots and survival worlds spawn items with /i

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HyperionSMP

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

My SMP server is a lifesteal variant! It comes with custom mobs, and items without any mods! Proxmity chat as well! It’s consistently being updated, and worked on. Dungeons you can explore with loot and more! We got the hard SMP, and the casual one! You can pick and choose! Hard SMP doesn’t have much rules while the casual one does, more or so for builders! If you’d like to join, the official release is **October 30th**!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ShadowCraft

ShadowCraft is a factions/PVP Server that just started and needs players. We are hosted on a dedicated server with no lag so you can have fun without any interruptions. Our server contains a nice spawn, an admin shop, as well as a user market, mob arena, and many more. Some of those are all still in development but, join and get a head start against the rest! Join now to experience the fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SpiritMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

SpiritMC us a new amazing Minecraft Survival Server with many features!

We have; A custom shop, often events, giveaways and more! We also have a bank, not P2W! We are updating so much and would love for you to join us! Please join the discord and support us in any way! (Even playing helps!)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	676	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Daegonner PvP

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The official Daegonner server! We’re finally back! Just reset and released!

Factions & KitPvP! Dedicated Server, DDoS protection Cannoning Jar, Fully optimized ObbyDestroyer, mcMMO KitPvP, Crystals, Lottery 1v1, Duels, KoTHs, Auctions Instant Soup, FTop And much more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Andrei1010SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

A fun and beginner friendly Minecraft server! Tips: Use the /back command to go back from where you died KeepInventory is on! Use the shop (/shop) to buy items for (sometimes really) cheap Fulbright IS allowed!

rules: [1] Be respectful [2] Be ethical [3] Use common sense [4] Any form of cheating, X-Ray Or StructureFinder is not allowed [5] No griefing [6] no advertising

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Rawcritics PVP

{Towny} {PVP} {Raiding} {iConomy}

Our server is run by professional staff who keep an eye on things at all times with a player base at the ready to ensure griefers, cheaters, hackers and trolls are caught and dealt with swiftly.

We have towns and nations with PVP rules that enable you to break into buildings, search for chests within limitation and fight to the death. Blocks regen and you can use TNT to break into buildings since the blocks will return after a certain number of seconds.

Join us, though be made aware that we do not support trollish or hostile behavior and you will not find this a fitting environment if you are looking for trouble or childish laughs. Ask Silverforte if you need a town to join with plenty of space and protection for your house and items.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PureCraft MarketSquare

Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft server which has shop and dupe so join now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Farming Crafters Feed the Beast Infinity

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Farmingcrafters.

You can do whatever you want here and wherever you want. But don’t forget to run far away for the first time so that you don’t get attacked 😉

The server offers you the opportunity to teleport to other players as well to set a home point, PRO world. Overworld, Nether, Twilight etc. When you die, your items will be saved in a tombstone. You can also use the /back command if you have died. greets Ardragoon

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	4604

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SwordMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

New smp, bedwars and pvp server growing fast and bringing new experiences to players. Our pvp server is hosted on 1.8 giving people who enjoy the old pvp settings a chance for action. Our new economy smp is 1.20.1 allowing people to test their skills to the limits while competing for the number 1 spot. Finally, our bedwars server tops hypixels with new maps new utility and better optimization for players to enjoy

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

pwing

Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay

IP: pwing.net What it is: RPG Dungeon Server With new improved loot, Set items, Legendaries, sockets ** Spells and Spell Wands ** Rings , Amulets, Gloves and more ! ** Factions ** Battle Pets ** Gems and Sockets ** HP , Dodge , Lored Items ** Custom Bosses with abilities ** Minigames ** Grand Theft Auto with Guns ** Dungeons and Quests ** God Of War Dungeon – Based on Xbox, Help Kratos !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1061	Void Gems Collected:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crops Grown:	2853

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Japura Survival City

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Japura.net PVP zombie city survival server running a lot of custom plugins. Players can create tribes to claim and protect land. A massive city is generated over the normal minecraft world, and is ready to be looted! Watch out for the endless hordes of zombies! Nobody would want to go out at night. server url: mine.japura.net website url: www.japura.net no excessive swearing. no religion/nationality/politics/sensitive arguments. no cheating, abusing in-game glitches or using mods that can affect the server. graphical mods like minimaps or lighting is OK. no spamming. zero tolerance for moderator impersonation. report any server issues with the /bug command, or on the forums. no asking for gun mods.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Neutine

KitPvP, Survival

A minecraft network with great features, enjoyable gameplay and much more! Ranging from custom weapons, classes, bosses and custom scripted server with constant updates, bug patches and gameplay improvements.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sky Prison

Sky Prison is a prison located on a sky island, there are no bars or bedrock walls though but a sky, What they didn’t know was that you could fly off the island. But your freedom doesn’t start there yet. You will have to work yourself out. You can cut tree’s fish and mine, Once you have gathered enough resources you can sell them to get access to the next island. Once you get there you are 1 step closer to your freedom. There is a twist though, Not all prisoners are friendly prisoners. Some prisoners want to kill you in prison! But we have prison guards for those, once they see prisoner fighting they will kill them.

Join this unique prison server with a nice community and lots of unique events like sky pvp, hunger games, adventure. MC.skyprison.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.