BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mc-Exodus

Skyblock server with a economy and a friendly staff.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

UndyingSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Whitelist

UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DG Minecraft

Welcome to the Dgminecraft srever We are trying to br the best we can be give us a try see if this server is whar u can call home it Free to play upgrades can be payed for OR eared. So give us a try get your frends to play and let all have a “Supper Fun time”.. LOL have a good day.

Some outer stuff is the Admins And Mods Are great with what you need Don’t bug thim about OP or someing like that and thay will be your Best frends Some come have fun enjoy help us out give us a look we are all frends so give us a try…. **** New for evey vote We pay u $300.00 in game Money a vote have a great day PSS 100$ for each site…

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Fluxmc

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Games

We are a small growing SMP server I would love to have fun we host a lot I giveaways daily So give us a chance

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PunFumblerCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Towny

From Towny which has a land based non-griefing environment to an intense prison that has you in a cellblock mining for your freedom. PunFumblerCraft has loads of exciting gamemodes and features to play around with. Invite your friends and make it even more fun! The server is well maintained and takes pride in being up to date, with as few bugs and glitches as technically possible, better than most servers.

IP: Play.PunFumblerCraft.com Website: http://www.punfumblercraft.com/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	265	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Taspia

Skyblock

Welcome to Taspia Skyblock! [Version 1.9 – 1.20]

Get ready for the ultimate Skyblock experience on our server, where you and your friends can build the most incredible and unique Skyblock Islands ever seen! But that’s not all—prepare to take on thrilling boss battles in our specially designed zones, where you can test your skills and claim epic rewards.

As you embark on your Skyblock adventure, we offer exciting custom crates which will give you awesome rewards!

If you ever have any questions or need assistance, our dedicated team is always available to provide support. We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community, where players can connect, collaborate, and forge new friendships.

Join Taspia Skyblock today and unleash your creativity on the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock server. Your Island awaits!

Discover the limitless potential of Skyblock and be part of our thriving community. We can’t wait to welcome you and your friends to the adventure of a lifetime. See you soon in Taspia Skyblock! <3

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

4evercraft

4EverPvp is a great pvp

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8788	Endless Night Skies:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minehub

Earth, LifeSteal, Skyblock

We are a Minecraft network server, we have skyblock, earth survival, and lifesteal smp! Come join today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LegitPlay Factions

Factions

LegitPlay was started back in June of 2012, this server is an extension of our Semi-Vanilla server to a factions server.

We do not tolerate hackers or cheaters of any sort, we have a ban appeal section at support.legitplay.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Cereal Bowl

The Cereal Bowl Factions! McMMO! PvP! Survival! Economy! Mob Arena! Parkour! Mobcatcher! High uptime! No Whitelist! And anything else you’d ever want on a server!

Why go to other servers when the Cereal Bowl has it all? You can traverse the world, building, claiming, and defending a magnificent base, or go out and find others to make war on. You can delve deep into the depths of the nether to capture a Ghast, or build a room of 20 Zombie spawners. You can get lost in the workings of an in-depth economy, or get lost in the expansive spawn realm. Buy and sell goods, become rich and powerful, build your very own empire spanning thousands of blocks. In the infinite Cereal Bowl, the possibilities are as endless as you choose to make them.

Don’t forget some milk!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ClamityFurs

Survival

hmmm. what make you came here? Bedrock Support Coming Soon Local Server Community – Furry (2 Branches) + Non-LGBT + LGBT – Normal (2 Branches) + PvP (Angressive People) + Farmers (Friendly People :D)

eh? dont call this server sus

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pigcraft QC

Pigcraft QC is a wonderful server with a rich community. We encourage people of all ages to come and take part in our server, although many of our players are 14+. We are hosted free of charge thanks to our wonderful server owner, which means any and all donations go toward improving the server and community. Donating is entirely optional and it’s easy to upgrade from Guest to Member by posting an introduction on our forums.

We have approx. 40 plugins that make each of our worlds unique, including iConomy 6 for our economy. In addition to our main world, we offer Survival Games so you run, hide, and confront up to 24 of your friends! Members have access to PlotMe Creative and our End world is kept fresh with EndReset so you’ll always have a dragon waiting to hug and/or murder you. Of course, we’re not always so serious – we have Pigasus and DiscoSheep+ to keep the party going!

We sincerely hope you’ll join us at mc.pigcraft.net. Don’t forget to vote for us once you get to our forums – you’ll receive a Diamond in-game when you use your Minecraft username!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Block Battles

Cross-Play, Mini Games

Get ready for an epic adventure as our Block Battles servers open their gates today at 4:30 PM EST! Immerse yourself in thrilling battles, explore new realms, and conquer the pixelated world with your friends.

But that’s not all – the anticipation continues! Our Buycraft and Coin Shop will unlock their treasures tomorrow. Prepare to enhance your gaming experience with exclusive items and perks.

Join us on this thrilling journey, starting at 4:30 PM EST today! Your next gaming adventure awaits.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Odyssey Online

Vanilla

dope server. might even say the best. best of the best? yes. so much very good. hosted in nyc! we have a sick mob arena, beacon way points, and other small smp tweaks. no land claiming. no world border!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Nodigit

Nodigit.com is a creative server with 100 slots (Soon 200) We have PVP/spleef/paintball/minigames with plots and survival worlds spawn items with /i

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.