Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • IcicleCraft

    IcicleCraft

    ♦ IcicleCraft ♦ Survival ♦ Towns ♦ McMMO ♦ Hunger Games ♦ PvP ♦ Spleef

    At IcicleCraft, the users are all that we care about. We offer you a great community and an active server staff who keep the server running smoothly for our players. Whether you are into building, resource gathering, or PvP, you will find yourself at home in IcicleCraft. We’ve obtained plenty of experience in this field over the years, and have nearly perfected this art. You will also find that our staff is highly experienced and friendly to the IcicleCraft community. We welcome you to our world, the world of IcicleCraft!

    Server Specs: • Intel Xeon E3-1245 Quad Core CPU – 3.3 GHz • 32 GB RAM • 180 GB SSD dedicated for Minecraft • 1TB HDD for nightly backups

    Notable features: • Friendly community • Mature and experienced admin staff • Active Admins and Moderators so help is always available • High Up-time • Powerful server for lag-free gameplay • Multiple worlds •MobArena • Towns

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • peanutsmp

    peanutsmp

    Are you looking for a amazing server? well dont look further we got the best server for you! We have many game modes we have survival we have bedwars we have lifesteal and a parkour in coming soon to! the ip is: play.peanutsmp.fun and the port is 25565 Make sure you join the discord to for upcoming events!

    see you there!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Lilfunbuild

    Lilfunbuild

    An online creative building game for children, family and friends to hang out at with lots of people. I have my own kids so I know how important it is to have a children friendly environment where you want to be free from harsh languages, graphics and much more. Lilfunbuild server is working hard to protect your builds and let you create wonderful things at your best or just build for fun.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Rosewind

    Rosewind

    Rosewind is a brand new towny server looking for new players to join us. We are in desperate need of staff to help us create a friendly and welcoming environment. Created 18/08/2023

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Contega RP

    Contega RP

    Server Info: Server IP: mc.jcamtech.com:25252 Server Forums: http://minecraft.jcamtech.com

    About Contega RP: Welcome to the wonderful world of New Contega. In this world you will find a community happy to welcome any new faces. The server is constantly growing, always looking to expand its horizon. This 24/7 server is updated to the latest version of bukkit weekly and has a maximum of 2 days downtime for new Minecraft updates (only limited by bukkit’s updating cycle).

    Perks for voting are enabled as well as a thriving item-based economy.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • KoxeMc

    KoxeMc

    Hello, I invite you to KoxeMc, a new Custom server Server 24/7 always on, 0 lag Platform Java ——————————————————- Where you can find things like: Items Custom.

    https://discord.gg/4cY3Z32YRm

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • The Darkfortress

    The Darkfortress

    “World” main homeworld, location of all major factions and the large fortress from which the server gets its name. Legend suggests that in ancient times the old races came here with the darkstars with the intention of mining all the resources, but they encountered… unexpected complications. Whatever it was, most of their machines were apparently abandoned overnight; often while still functional. Some how a form of “magic” evolved with later residents of this world – and an agrarian / feudal society; which on discovering the relics of the ancients became a sort of Romantic Steam Punk society. Grimnir – location of Grimgate – a powerful group little is known about. P2X-005 – Forest world, full of ravines and plants. Essentially Uninhabited. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/P2X-005 KS7-535 – Ice Planet, has a non-dialable stargate, in our server it has ruins however. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/KS7-535 projects – a special tropical moon. Can only be accessed by the very wealthy. Creative World. World The End – Considered our “space” dimension, until such a time as I can create a “normal” type world with a null world generator. If you fall off this world you land in the main world. Current location of the “unknown threat” that wiped out the ancients. Or WAS that the ancients? World Nether – Site of the last great war of the ancients – homewrold of the Necromancers; regular skirmishes still occur here, very dangerous place for unranked players. If you fall off the main world you land in here. Cybertron – homeworld of… the technomancers? Site of a high technology war. Mostly uninhabited, but completely covered in empty cities, and underground mysteries. Acadar – now this is a mystery planet. Currently overseen by Tangent Spy. Appears to be a tech world. But contains less relics.. that we know of.. Its name has special meaning…. And More

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Diogenes smp

    Diogenes smp

    The Diogenes SMP RP is a new Minecraft SMP meant for roleplaying with other players and having a good time. Using version 1.20.1 for Java edition.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Asser Server

    Asser Server

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Survicraft

    Survicraft

    Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • EGMC

    EGMC

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    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Conivia Craft

    Conivia Craft

    SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Magic Items Found: 1405

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • DerpCraft

    DerpCraft

    Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Epoch

    The Epoch

    Features:

    Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

    Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

    Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

    No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

    While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Potions Brewed: 129
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • McBlocks Server

    McBlocks Server

    McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

    Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

    Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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