BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1886	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Towns Built:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crops Grown:	8984
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8334	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	50	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Items Found:	1148
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Void Armor Forged:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5617	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Potions Brewed:	96
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!