BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	70	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Potions Brewed:	166
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2717
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3579	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ores Mined:	9105	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ores Mined:	7913	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Emeralds Found:	3801
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!