BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2791
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Animals Bred:	180	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	516	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Star Shards Collected:	96
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	526
Towns Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	724	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	4516	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.