BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Emeralds Found:	2310	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Potions Brewed:	172	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Animals Bred:	163	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Nomercymc

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2480	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1791

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	New Chunks Explored:	614646

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Potions Brewed:	59
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.