BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9349	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	225
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5570	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	165
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8692	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Animals Bred:	160	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Farms Harvested:	656
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	1041
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	50
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.