Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Votes:	8090	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Void Gems Collected:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Crops Grown:	9253	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Potions Brewed:	62
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	5

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Votes:	6077
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Farms Harvested:	898	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1404	Void Armor Forged:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Potions Brewed:	140

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com