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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2656 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 149 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 91 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 791485 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!