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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 504 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4075 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!