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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 6361 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 225 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!