mc.blackoxide.me
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.
But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.
So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Welcome to our new server!
We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.
We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.
In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!
xannyworld.gomc.fun
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 144 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 179 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!
But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.
So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.
And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 67 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.
capybaraworld.mspt.xyz
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 480 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 167 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
