Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Void Gems Collected: 27
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
Runes Activated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Skeleton SMP

    Skeleton SMP

    Welcome to the best survival server!

    Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Emeralds Found: 3374
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

    WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

    But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

    If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MineCraftMemories

    MineCraftMemories
    Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ores Mined: 1813
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 3712
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mines Excavated: 4321

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • RedstoneRuskiCraft

    RedstoneRuskiCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1847 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

    Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

    u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

    plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

    so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • EndNetwork

    EndNetwork

    EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51
    Crops Grown: 9883 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Chaotic Realms

    Chaotic Realms

    [1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

    BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

    Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2831 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name PlongieCraft
    Features Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
    Website Plongie.com
    Trailer Watch trailer here

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

    A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

    Q: What can players expect on the server?

    A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

    Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

    A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

    Pixel Puns Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

    3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

    4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

    Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6585 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • NoGFsAllowedMC

    NoGFsAllowedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

    Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

    CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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