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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 474 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

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