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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Emeralds Found: 2365

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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