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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magic Items Found: 4313
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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