Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    • Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
    • Focused on a tight-knit community

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

    mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Potions Brewed: 88 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLove

    CraftyLove
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

    So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Enchantments Applied: 120
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TechWishCraft

    TechWishCraft
    Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HezBlock Minecraft Server

    HezBlock Minecraft Server
    omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

    RefereeCraft: Banned for Life
    OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

    Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

    Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

    Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

    Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

    So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

    Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server

    HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making life or death decisions is just part of the game! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge, where you’ll have to convince stubborn NPCs to evacuate dangerous areas before disaster strikes.

    Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.

    But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.

    Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • GrinchCraft: AITA?

    GrinchCraft: AITA?
    Are you tired of your mother-in-law dictating your Christmas plans like she’s Santa himself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the holiday drama!

    On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.

    We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?

    So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NoChance4Hobby – Minecraft SMP

    NoChance4Hobby – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old potato in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you aspiring hobbyists out there!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally pursue that dream hobby of yours, whether it’s underwater basket weaving, llama rodeo riding, or even competitive cow milking! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and show off your unique skills to the world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks. So if you’re looking for a good time and some wacky adventures, come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CreeperCupidGoneWrong

    CreeperCupidGoneWrong
    Have you ever been on a first date where your date turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your base! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine for diamonds together and build a love shack that even Cupid would be jealous of. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can battle zombies and skeletons side by side? So if you’re tired of boring first dates, come join us for a date night in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air…along with the sound of exploding creepers!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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