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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 23
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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