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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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