Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – New America Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our AI guides are so advanced that they can help you build a house out of diamonds in no time. Plus, our BLACKED Modding is out of this world – turn your Minecraft character into a Genshin Impact hero or a Doki Doki Literature Club character, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Where Should I Get My Thanksgiving Dinner This Year Minecraft SMP

    Where Should I Get My Thanksgiving Dinner This Year Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Thanksgiving dinners with your family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast like no other! Join us for a Thanksgiving extravaganza where you can hunt down turkeys, gather potatoes, and even fish for pumpkin pie!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been transformed into a giant turkey boss that drops epic loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden cornucopia filled with rare items and treasures.

    So forget about traditional dinners and boring family conversations, come join us for a Thanksgiving celebration that will leave you stuffed with laughter and adventure!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Cool Krillin Minecraft Server

    Cool Krillin Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your genetic peak and fight among the best? Look no further than our server, where we have the world’s strongest human as a player! He may have been born with weaknesses, but he ignores them and is determined to fight for a good cause. Join us for epic battles and outrageous adventures – because coolness is all about character, not just ability or skill!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Gods Slained: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Amelia Watson and Dooby Minecraft SMP Fan Club

    Amelia Watson and Dooby Minecraft SMP Fan Club
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Amelia Watson and Dooby appreciation. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky, wonderful angel?

    Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with incredible luck in finding diamonds. Amelia Watson herself will guide you to the richest mines and Dooby will protect you from any creepers that come your way.

    But that’s not all – we’ve heard whispers that Amelia and Dooby have secret bases filled with rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Join now and you might just stumble upon their hidden treasures!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and bask in the glory of Amelia Watson and Dooby. It’s going to be a Minecraft journey like no other!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Towny MC

    Towny MC

    Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crimson Ash SMP

    Crimson Ash SMP

    Welcome to Crimson Ash SMP !

    Best Filipino Minecraft Server , This Server have Features like Thirst mod, Skills, Mob Leveling etc. This Server is only Survival Server but there’s a twist we add roleplay into this server like marriage ! What are you waiting for come and join to this server !

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4102

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bod Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Caffeine Craze Minecraft SMP

    Caffeine Craze Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest caffeine-fueled adventures in the blocky world! Our server is filled with coffee-loving players who believe that a small amount of coffee per day is the key to unlocking their building skills and PvP prowess.

    Rumor has it that the founder of our server once built an entire castle in one night after downing a gallon of espresso. And don’t even get us started on the time when a player defeated the Ender Dragon in record time thanks to a triple shot latte.

    So come join us if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level with the power of coffee! Who needs diamonds when you have a good cup of joe to fuel your adventures?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 124 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Reddit Germany Minecraft Server

    Reddit Germany Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner redditors and take Germany to the next level of meme greatness! Join us as we build giant bratwurst statues, ride pigs into battle, and overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with the power of upvotes!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of trolling creepers with dank memes? Plus, rumor has it that Angela Merkel herself logs on to play every night, leading epic raids against rival factions while wearing a diamond-studded lederhosen.

    So come on down to our server and experience the most reddit country in Europe in all its glory. Just be prepared for some seriously epic meme warfare and maybe a few too many schnitzel jokes along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Tribalism Minecraft SMP

    Tribalism Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where tribalism is the name of the game and Jesus is just a “dead jew on a stick” according to some of our players (we don’t judge, we just play Minecraft).

    In our Might Is Right world, every tribe is out for themselves and conquering enemy tribes is the ultimate goal. But why hate on the jews? Is it because they’re winning and you’re losing? Or maybe it’s because of the methods they use? But hey, in this crazy world, survival of the fittest is the #1 principle, so no need to whine about it!

    So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner tribal warrior. Who knows, you might even make some new friends (or enemies, but that’s all part of the fun)! See you in the game, and remember, this is the thread you’ve been waiting for!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Vality Survival

    Vality Survival

    Vality Survival Version: 1.21 (ViaVersion + ViaBackwards support) IP: valitysurvival.com

    Custom Biomes, Epic Adventures Welcome to Vality Survival, a thrilling PvP-focused Survival SMP with a fully custom world waiting to be explored. Claim your land in unique biomes, build your empire, and dive into our competitive yet friendly community!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • topworldmc

    topworldmc

    Welcome to [TOPWORLMC]! Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with our three unique gamemodes: Survival, CasinoSMP, and Hardcore, with much more coming soon! Whether you’re a casual player looking to build and explore, or a hardcore competitor ready to face challenges, we have something for everyone.

    Our server is currently in whitelist mode as we prepare for the official Season 1 launch in just one week! Join now and be among the first to explore, build, and compete in this brand-new, community-driven server. Be sure to check back soon for more exciting updates and features!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Luce Debut Minecraft Server

    Luce Debut Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where the creepers know how to drop the beat (literally).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Luce debut when? Like, right now, duh!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Villages Defended: 20 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Dangan Craft SMP – Murder Mystery Madness

    Dangan Craft SMP – Murder Mystery Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a trial in Danganronpa? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Monokuma plot!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a maze filled with creepers wearing Monokuma masks. They had to navigate through the maze while dodging explosive surprises at every turn. And guess what? They made it out alive and won a diamond block as a reward!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret rooms, hidden treasures, and even a secret Monokuma boss battle that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And if you manage to defeat Monokuma, you’ll be rewarded with a special skin that turns you into the ultimate Minecraft detective!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Danganronpa-inspired Minecraft adventure! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. Monokuma is always watching…

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • The Vetoed Minecraft Server

    The Vetoed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join our server for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a misunderstood party animal just looking for friends to play mini-games with. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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