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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 265 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Villages Defended: 17

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