Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7043 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 225 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ores Mined: 2332 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7548 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Emeralds Found: 9965
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 155 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

    Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

    Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

    plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

    join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6609 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

    KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6960 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8305 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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