Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	2964	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ores Mined:	9439

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Potions Brewed:	92
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9409
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1822
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	New Chunks Explored:	125786
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	181	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!