Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	7106
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7302	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	263	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7180
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Star Shards Collected:	294

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Potions Brewed:	166
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Villages Defended:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Emeralds Found:	4698
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crops Grown:	7441

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.