Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8683
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Towns Built: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Potions Brewed: 120
    Alien Abductions: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 8766

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8481 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Villages Defended: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Dimension Hops: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1489 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 157 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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