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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6181 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
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