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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3756 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 370 |
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