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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 96 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
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