BioBlocker: No Aunties Allowed

adoption, Allowed, atheist, Aunties, BioBlocker, career, children, dream, family, Fatherhood, Financial, foster system, half-sister, hypocritical, Marriage, Niece, Prison, RELATIVES, Religion, selfish, single man, surrogate, well off

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make your family seem like a walk in the park.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from reality and want to escape into a world where the only drama is whether or not to adopt your niece from foster care. Create your own virtual family and decide whether or not to adopt in-game children, all while avoiding the judgmental stares of your pixelated relatives.

With our server, you can block annoying family members just like you would block annoying players. Build your dream home, start a virtual career, and live out your wildest fantasies without any real-life consequences.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life family drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual niece to adopt and show your relatives that you’re not so selfish after all.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5565	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runes Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	148	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.