BioBlocker: No Aunties Allowed

adoption, Allowed, atheist, Aunties, BioBlocker, career, children, dream, family, Fatherhood, Financial, foster system, half-sister, hypocritical, Marriage, Niece, Prison, RELATIVES, Religion, selfish, single man, surrogate, well off

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make your family seem like a walk in the park.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from reality and want to escape into a world where the only drama is whether or not to adopt your niece from foster care. Create your own virtual family and decide whether or not to adopt in-game children, all while avoiding the judgmental stares of your pixelated relatives.

With our server, you can block annoying family members just like you would block annoying players. Build your dream home, start a virtual career, and live out your wildest fantasies without any real-life consequences.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life family drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual niece to adopt and show your relatives that you’re not so selfish after all.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Secret Passages Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	609
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Emeralds Found:	1503
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4097	Star Shards Collected:	146
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	155
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	323402
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	186
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Towns Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	2378

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.