Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	474471
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Potions Brewed:	199
Farms Harvested:	572	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6069
Emeralds Found:	1893	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Items Found:	2518	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Emeralds Found:	7104	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Magic Items Found:	6503
Villages Defended:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	3684	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Animals Bred:	143
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Emeralds Found:	514

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Crops Grown:	1427	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8430	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	New Chunks Explored:	427395
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Farms Harvested:	241	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	174
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	46
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs