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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1429 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 7349 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!
But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!