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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

When we created this server, our goal was to create a unique and well balanced “custom” Towny experience. With our current team having over 7 years of Towny experience we aim to give players the best possible survival experience possible. With frequent updates and actively adding new features to the server we can ensure you that this server has a lot to offer. Whilst our server is mostly based around Towny we have added a lot of game-play features that will enhance your experience, such as:Jobs, Rankup, Auctions, custom enchants, Custom GUI menu’s, Crates, Lockable chests, Custom items, Epic particle & sound effects And much much moreWhat are you waiting for? Join today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8182	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.