Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

NorHood Creative

Creative, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3113
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to NorHood Network!

NorHood is a old server that was made in 2012. It shut down in 2014, and was offline for a whole year. Now we are back! With a great team of staff members, we are sure that you woll enjoy our server.

Feel free to hop on and enjoy a unique minecraft server with an amazing community.

Join today! mc.norhood.com

mc.norhood.com

BlockyNights

Creative, Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magic Items Found:	6593	Buildings Constructed:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

ip: Play.BlockyNights.com Website: http://www.blockynights.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQVTjkR4jXg Album: http://imgur.com/a/hPxTf Dynmap: http://blockynights.com:9000 Statistics: http://www.blockynights.com/stats

Hello! We would like to invite you to join our new SMP PvE server, Blockynights. We started up about two months ago and already got a friendly community and a helpful staff team ready to assist you. We are a completely free server, meaning there is no donation ranks or perks of any kind. But fear not – we have lots of fun ranks, features and plugins for our players!

play.blockynights.com

Minecraft Quebec

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Welcome to the Minecraft Quebec Network, the best Quebec server, open for almost 3 years. We have more than 15 game servers linked together. Semi-RP, Freebuild, Creative, Prison, SkyIsland, Various Mini-Games. Optional launcher to do the different quests. Token system and different minigames!

mc.minecraftquebec.ca

Creepercountry

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2672	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Animals Bred:	149	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Server Name: CreeperCountry * Server Locale: Mid-United States Website: http://www.CreeperCountry.com Server Address/IP: mc.creepercountry.com Game Play Type/s:Economy Survival Additional Worlds:None Description:a grief resistant, economy based survival server geared to English speaking young adults. Operators are active and lead in a hands off approach. Small community, and mild volume of chatter, we plan to Cap at 36, might go higher based off of community vote, would prefer to keep a small active one instead. all users have build rights outside of the protected spawn town. We are professionally hosted, and have 21+ year old experienced admins. Rated M for mature, that means be mature enough to not complain about the random things people say and do in this server, swearing is allowed, and admins generally speaking don’t care what you make. Original map from 1.4.2 Rules: No Grief/Theft!;do not spam, advertise, or spread hate-speech; Do not use mods or otherwise exploit the gameplay of survival minecraft. / Official Rules Plugins: [Essential] [WorldBorder] [LWC][Mudders Milk] Owner/Admins/Moderators: stealth62, lazyeye506, Allpurpose.

mc.creepercountry.com

Slodiggers

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6465	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Slovenian minecraft server. The server is intended for Slovenian players. The server is translated into Slovenian. Play as you wish. TS3 Server: http://teamspeak-servers.org/server/6745/ Play with or without pvp, trading, unique mini games, skywars, quake, paintball, boat racing, spleef, parkour, teleportation, territory protection, options, parkour, survival, adventure, lots of space, no lag, ranks, sd_coins, huge arena, Slovenian instructions…

slodiggers.no-ip.org

Keralis

PvP, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Fun, satisfying server that allows players to make towns, raid, and pvp against, or with each other.

play.keralis.net

Minecraft Server RPG

Factions, KitPvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	3419
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

IP ADDRESS: n11.csrv.pl:13562 V1.7.2 Welcome In Minecraft Server Roleplay V 1.7.2 The Server Is already Online 24h/7 ! What can we offer for you?

Diamond EQ, Arena PVP, Full SHOP, Money, Places for building, Survival, RPG, Private House, Skyblock, SkyWars, Pirate Ships, Parkour, Factions, PvE areas ! And new Updates !! everyday!! If you want some help, tell this Admin. We Use Minecraft with 100% This Server is number One !

Like Us on A Facebook !!

https://www.facebook.com/PolskiMinecraftCPM

n11.csrv.pl:13562

MobsCraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Secret Passages Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

A fun little minecraft server. That has KitPvP and Factions its small but FUN! So if u like servers with not to many people come to dis one!

mobscraft.mcpro.co

VoigtlandMC

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

VoigtlandMC is a small community and offers SkyBlock, SkyLands, SkyGrid and Xtra Hard Survival servers. Players earn ranks, skills, achievements and more by completing objectives. Our staff is mature and friendly and takes pride in maintaining a high quality experience for our players.

play.voigtlandmc.net

kite

Economy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Animals Bred:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

This kite server is Minecraft 1.5.2. Economy Server in South Korea. Server address is mckite.kr If you can speak korean come to my server

mckite.kr

TierraMine – MoDs

Survival Games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Items Found:	4012
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Server 1.12.2 We are back with the mods and plugins for version 1.12.2 of Minecraft. We have biblioCraft, Galacticraft, biome o plenty, ic2, morph and many more, come in and enjoy. Remember to vote to win 1 Free Hour on the Server.

62.4.28.179:10096

PlayMinecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Hallo,

My name is Thomas and I thought…. Let me start my own server!!!! I’ve wanted this for sooooo long?! Finally www.minecraftservers.org! helped me!

mc.playminecraft.net

Cosmic PvP

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Void Armor Forged:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

A spage-age version of “Minecraft Factions” with:

* 150+ Custom Enchantments * Custom Boss Mobs * World Events * Outposts * Challenges * KOTH * Cosmic Envoys * Multiple Galaxies to Explore * 400 Slot Planets * 3+ years of 99.99% uptime * Custom Client

Become a Cosmonaut and conquer the Universe today!

cosmicpvp.com

Raptureplex_Minecraft-Leben

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Welcome to Raptureplex, you don’t know the server? Then it’s time to change that, we currently offer you 3 different servers in our network on which you can play.

mc.raptureplex.de

The Mystic Chicken

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	5063	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to The Mystic Chicken! Our Server is for ages 16+ but mostly adults play here. Our community is laid back and drama free. We welcome all to join the server to have fun and escape from real world for awhile. If you join the server you will start off in our spawn world of the safe haven Eggopolis. We have several farms as well player shops here to help you on your way into the main survival world of Mystic Chicken. We like to add to the game to make it better and more fun. You will find animal mobs will drop bones , mine amethyst blocks to farm amethyst buds, or even find quartz while mining nether blocks. We also use MCMMO, JOBS and several other fun plugins that adds to the game. You can open Shulker Boxes from your inventory by right clicking or even load items in barrels to take them where ever you need to go. When ready to find your home in the main world don’t forget to vote to get more claim blocks to help protect your builds on the server. Most importantly don’t forget to set your /home so you won’t lose it in case you die. We also have a resource world to mine for blocks freely so the main world won’t be destroyed too fast. Our staff is fair, friendly and responsible at all times. You can ask for help anytime either in game or our discord. Mystic Chicken does not tolerate any form of abuse/harassment to any player or staff member. All staff members play in survival and don’t get any special perks. Players can apply for staff after awhile playing on the server. We have to get to know you first and make sure you are a good fit for the community!

[ZERO TOLERANCE FOR X-RAY, EXPLOITING OR CHEATING]

play.mysticchicken.com