Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

De mellor server

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Potions Brewed:	66	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

— DUTCH — We are a new server with Creative, Games, PvP, Survival. We accept many requests for new games and features. If you have an idea, let us know!

play.salapp.org:25631

HeartillyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a server to call home? Join heartillyCraft! HeartillyCraft is a PvE survival server set on hard mode with a few plugins to help make everyone’s experience more rewarding, efficient and enjoyable. Why Join? HeartillyCraft will NEVER be pay to win. EVER. We have simple Grief Prevention Players will never be handed items just because they ask. There will always be a feeling of danger when venturing out into the world. We have Discord, Facebook and website that players may use/visit at anytime. Open a shop or business to sell your items! Visit our second world called Glothlyn; an Epic Generated world! Level up your McMMO skills! Decorative skulls available at our Vault for interior and exterior decorating!

172.93.96.174

The Dominion

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5701
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7244
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crops Grown:	9463
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

The Dominion (circa 2013) is a unique Minecraft RPG experience, featuring a hybrid server type of an SMP world for building and classic Minecraft fun, as well as a separate custom built RPG world; complete with a fantasy aesthetic, a highly explorable map, and several unique and increasingly challenging dungeons (with 100% unique loot, of course). While the server is still in its Alpha state, and players are encouraged to help us debug and work out general gameplay shortcomings, the server is fully playable and new content is constantly being worked on and released. Do you have what it takes to be a Dungeoneer?

thedominion.us

The Last Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Only 3 core main rues: No 3rd party hacks (xray) No Spam Respect the Mod Team!

The rest is up to you, 400 block protection from spawn, after that its up to you to survive!

We are looking for a loyal staff/mod team.

IP: thelastsurvival.serverminer.com

thelastsurvival.serverminer.com

Parkercraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

PkNetwork is a big italian network. mc.parkercraft.it Join now.

The server has many ways, from combat adventure. Hope you like, excuse my English but I’m Italian! Revenue. Ts: ts.parkercraft.it

mc.parkercraft.it

PokeBrawl

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2894	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

PokeBrawl is a revolutionizing pixelmon server that offers no lag, and an unforgettable experience.

We are currently running PixelmonGenerations! http://pixelmongenerations.com

Our server has pokestops, gyms, pokebuilder, daycare, hats, sashes, events, and more!

Create memories and have your mind blown at play.poke-brawl.com

play.poke-brawl.com

Cake Wave

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Emeralds Found:	6391	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

A small factions server (Raid and Grief) we use a plugin called xClans, which is better than Factions! Join now!!

cakewave.csrv.pl

TheMainFrame

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

We are a new server, we have factions atm but will have pvping soon and would love for you guys to join. we look forward to seeing you guys in the future

TheMainFrame.factions.ws

TheTurtleNetwork

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1696
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

We are a server dedicated to the players, we have games such as Factions, Skyblock, 1Vs1Pvp And much more.

23.95.30.197

WertyCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

A pure vanilla server. Hard difficulty. I have the map set to change between normal, amplified and large biomes. Basic rules only. No stealing, no griefing, no floating trees. – – This server is for advanced players who would like to build without the boredom of mods. There will be no teleporting, handouts, command block nonsense, annoying ads or special gamerule changes. Just brutal simple minecraft.

wertycraft.com

BetaDev

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Survival * Skilling systems, Player markets, Towns * FTB like features (Angel Rings granting flight, Silk touch spawners, Safari nets, backpacks, ender pouches) * Arenas (Coming soon) * Reward chests for voting (Coming soon)

play.betadev.co.uk

EliteKits

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchantments Applied:	115
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dimension Hops:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Farms Harvested:	293	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to EliteKits [1.7-1.8 PVP Server]

– Custom Plugins – Custom Events – Custom Kits – and more! Join today!

elitekits.net

Tech world 2 Adventure

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

new Techworld 2 server 1.6.4 minecraft 1.1.6 verison of the FTB pack, need more players and defiantly need admins/builders add me on skype yxcvharlesxy or join for more information about ranks.

198.23.203.82

Vanilla High

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Emeralds Found:	3524	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Server updated to 1.20.4 Vanilla High, your build-focused/community-oriented Keep Inventory Vanilla server. We dont allow griefing/raiding and unwarranted PvP. We also require of players a maximum effort to keep the server atmosphere family-friendly. Vanilla High is a server that tolerates languages other than English.

KeepInventory: ON TPA: OFF Fire Spread: OFF Mob Grief: ON World Border: 40K Difficulty: Hard Hacks/Cheats: Not allowed Duping: Not allowed

Optifine is allowed and encouraged Minimap is tolerated as a purely navigational aid. Nether roof travel: allowed.

mc.vanillahigh.net

Skyblocks

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

A fun community oriented skyblock server. We’re a very laid back skyblock community with many fun enjoyable features on our server.

play.skyblocks.org